Abel

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My Tale

Abel’s dating profile.

My name is Abel, when we get to know each other better I might let you call me Abe and sniff my butt. I’ll shake your hand for a meat treat, swipe left if looking for a vegan partner.

MY IDEAL DATE WOULD BE:

Ball throwing, car ride, food, nap, food, nap, ball and car ride.

ABOUT ME:

I have to fend the chicks off because I am one handsome dude , I mean look at my face!

I love a good whine, laughter, music, balls and peeing on anything. I lick my own butt, you need to be ok with that. I can then clean your face where you’ve dropped your food.

Just on here to find someone to feed me, to play ball with, drive me around barking at the chicks. A flash car is not needed but must have a large window as my head is pretty big.(A sure sign of intelligence I’ve been told, I agree).

I’m a boy from the hood and lived my life on a chain, I’ve now tasted the life of luxury and realized that’s where I should have been all along. I’m not your next hump at the dog park so if that’s all you’re looking for swipe left, my wild bad boy days are over, those balls are long gone and I’m ready to settle down. I’m ready to find the one, must be up to date on all vaccinations.

Curvy, about 5’8 when on two legs, around 7 years old, so I’m probably middle aged in your years. Did I mention I sometimes I lick my own balls?

I love people, they do weird stuff, like peeing and poohing in a bowl, but not all bowls?? They feed me, play ball, give great belly rubs and keep saying what a cool dog I am, no arguments there.

DISLIKES:

Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, dogs with balls, dogs with attitude, you when you don’t play ball (my psychiatrist says I have ball issues).

WHAT I NEED:

You’ll have to pay for dinner 100 percent of the time, but I’ll be loyal and won’t ever leave you for another man or woman.

I’m actually quite picky when it comes to ‘partners. I won’t lie and I’ll be quite upfront, you need to have a fully high fenced property and experience with dog emotions and behavior. I’m a new age sort of guy and am in touch with my feelings, you need to be able to help me with ongoing training, I didn’t get any of that living life on a chain. Everything is still really new and exciting for me so you have to have lots of patience and the big C word, yes commitment.

I am quite affectionate and yes I can be your lap dog. My for now person said only apply if you can give me the best forever home because I am worth it, I agree with her. I’m currently hanging out with this cool foster in Mangawhai heads. Adoption fee applies.

Reply if not cat.  If you wish to apply please contact Tania for an application form or for more information Email: tbaconsulting@icloud.com or Ph 021311172

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